At first, I was going to password protect this post to men and providers but realised that if an angry wife found this blog and wanted to read this, it’s really not that hard to pretend to be a man.

So how do you see providers and not ruin your life?  It’s really not all that hard.  It requires thinking and being one step ahead.  Paranoia and guilt are the enemy.  If you feel paranoid or guilty, you might want to re-think whether or not this is something you really should be doing.

Throwaway Cell Phone
You can get these at Walmart, and they are not that expensive.  You put minutes on it when you want to hobby and the rest of the time just keep it hidden.  If at all possible, do not hide it in your house or car.  A suspicious woman will tear apart your home and car if she has the opportunity.  A throwaway cell phone is a good indicator you may be cheating.  Make sure voicemail is disabled and every single call or text is deleted.

I don’t recommend using your real phone if your wife has access to the bill.  She WILL see what numbers you called/texted and probably call one’s she doesn’t recognise to see if a woman answers.  While this sounds “out there”, just ask the next escort you see if she’s ever been called by a wife.  I know I’ve been called, emailed, and even PMed on a review board by irate wives.

Make a second (fake) email address
Do not use your primary email address, especially if you think your wife has your password.  Make a fake one somewhere.  Hushmail, Gmail, and Yahoo are all good places (though Yahoo tends to direct a lot of provider emails to your spam folder, so check it frequently).

Choose your username wisely.  Make it something related to you (i.e. golfman93203) but not sexual (i.e. swallowmyload6969).  If your wife DOES find your secondary account it’s better that it looks non-descriptive.  I personally prefer gmail due to the ability to archive active emails (which hides them from plain site) just in case anyone DOES get in.  However if your wife uses/knows gmail she will know exactly how and where to find them.  I recommend deleting ANY emails you do not NEED to be active.

On a similar subject, make sure the password is something your wife could never guess.  Don’t use anything even close to related to what your normal passwords are.  Honestly, I suggest the Strong Password Generator.  Make sure to check the email service you’re using allows special characters before generating the password.

Cover your tracks on the internet
Even if you have your own laptop/computer make sure to ALWAYS clear the history, cache, and cookies after each time you use the browser.  Certain browsers now have “privacy modes”.  Use these, they’re great!

Do not register for any industry related sites with anything your wife could recognise.  If your name is Jim B. Jacobson your TER username should probably not be jbjacobson.  But at the same time it shouldn’t be the same as your fake email address.  You want something generic and non-sexual.  Do not use your age or race in the username.  Whiteman44 is not a good username as your wife knows you are white and 44.  Try the Username Generator if you are stuck for something good.

Do not be stupid with phone numbers
Don’t keep numbers around with lady’s working names in your phone.  That’s asking for it.  Make sure the names are the names of men.  Pick something that starts with the same letter.  Missy becomes Mike, Harmony become Harold, Eva becomes Erik, etc al.

Keeping numbers of your short list is a good idea so you don’t have to constantly risk using the PC to get them, but only if your phone is well hidden.

Believable Cover Story
Exactly as it says, you need a GOOD cover story.  If you’re overweight saying you’re at the gym isn’t a good idea unless you are actively losing weight.  Your wife will notice you are not in any better shape and that your body hasn’t changed after about a month.  You have to come up with something realistic that will not arise suspicion.  The last thing you want is your wife calling where you’re supposed to be, only to find out you aren’t there.  So think long and hard about your cover story.

Take the time to research and only choose reputable providers
Check her site, check reviews, look for paid advertising.  Make sure the people who’ve reviewed her have a good review history.  Google her name, see what you find.  You may end up spending a bit more, as reputable providers with good reputations often have higher rates – but isn’t it worth it to not ruin your life?

Remember this though – reputable providers DO screen.  If you want to limit what personal information you give to the provider, use P411 or Date-Check.  The company has the information, and you choose what providers see.

Avoid CL/Backpage style sites
I personally say that in the US you should just avoid Craigslist and Backpage or ANY similar sites.  It’s not that all of the ladies on there are not legit/reputable, it’s that there can often be a lot of LE lurking around.  Being arrested is a good way to be caught by your wife when she has to come post bail.

DO NOT PLAY WITHOUT PAYING
Do not sleep with girls you are not paying.  Why, you may ask?  It’s simple.  A girl you are paying is more than likely making her living that way.  She has as much to lose as you do if the two of you are exposed.  She is doing something that by the letter of the law can be percieved as illegal.  She faces a criminal record, fines, and potential jail time.  Women you’re paying aren’t likely to ruin their lives just to expose you to your wife.  Women you get for free are more likely to blackmail you since the only personal gain they’re getting is orgasms.  This is especially true if you make 6 figures and up and the woman knows it.

Now go out there, have fun, and don’t get caught

One of the most common questions I get is, “What about your client’s wives?” It’s a very open ended question, isn’t it? What about my clients wives? Well, what about them? Are they blonde, brunette, skinny, fat, nice, mean? No, that’s not what they’re asking, and I know that. They’re talking about the elephant in the room – the fact that these men are married to other women. The thing that is always there, but rarely spoken about.

Sure, there are some businessmen who don’t want a long term relationship or a marriage. White picket fence, wife who won’t even give head, and kids they don’t want. Losing half of a fortune they worked very hard to build doesn’t really strike their fancy. But they’re the minority. The fact of the matter is that yes, most of my clients are married. Some happily, some ambivalently, some miserably.

Some are in happy relationships that have bad sex lives. The wives don’t know or realise this. They think everything is fine and have no idea what the husband is really doing on his lunch break. Some are in happy polyamorous marriages where the wives support or even pay for the providers.  There’s also a percentage that are in happy loving relationships, but due to some sort of physical problem (on her end) there is no sex.

Some are in those relationships of routine. They don’t love their wife, but they don’t hate her either. They get along fine, it’s comfortable enough, and usually “stay together for the kids”. She’s probably fucking someone else, and she probably doesn’t care what he does.

Then there are those who are utterly miserable. And you can really tell which clients those are, they have an air about them. These men seem to feel trapped, sad, lonely. You name it. Some of them love their wives, but the wives no longer love them. Some hate their wives but don’t want to lose everything in a divorce. They don’t want these women to hold their kids hostage as bargaining chips for more money. They want to be around those kids and raise them. These are the men I feel the most sorry for. The men trapped out of fear of loss.

Most of the men don’t talk about their wives, they want to forget about her for a few hours. They wear wedding rings, but a word is never uttered about her. Then there are some who talk lightly about her in a positive manner. Then there are those who vent endlessly. I like to listen. Not because I’m a gossip, but because that’s what I’m there for. If it makes them feel better, I want to do it. My services extend well beyond sexual healing, but emotional, and spiritual as well.

I don’t feel bad about contributing to their adultery. Not one bit. They’re adults who have the freedom to make their own decisions. To weigh the consequences versus the benefits and choose for themselves. I believe in free will and the pursuit of happiness. And if they aren’t happy with their lives, then by all means they should seek out something that does make them happy. And for some, that’s a provider. I don’t see anything wrong with it. They are human beings with the right to choose and it is not my place to judge them for their decisions.