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I love questions. I will always answer a good one, that’s for sure.  However, I’m not a fan of spamming everyone’s twitter feed so several months ago I put up a Formspring and let it accumulate tons of questions and figured that one day I’d make a blog post about it.  I’ve taken the best of the best, the ones that made me laugh or smile, and ones that really made me think.  They are on every subject and it was really hard to narrow it down.  Thanks to all of y’all that made this happen.

Do you douche? Regularly?
Fuck no.  That stuff is HORRIBLE for your vagina.  pH balance anyone?  It’s like a pool!

What’s your opinion on gay/lesbian marriage?
Has no effect on my personal life.  Would not affect my (non-existent) marriage in any way, shape, or form.  If your marriage is so insecure that 2 dudes getting married affects it in any way, you need to take a step back and question WHY.

Want to get me started on sanctity of straight marriage?  I’m an escort for fucksake.  Don’t get me wrong, I’m not going to sit here and criticise people for what they do in their bedroom.  I do not care what goes on, how many escorts you see, how many affairs you’ve had – this is YOUR BUSINESS.  And getting married is theirs.How often, or do you, go commando, aka wearing no underwear?
Always!  I have tons of bras, love bras, sleep in bras, sex in bras, you name it!  But panties?  No thanks!  I never wear short skirts and under long dresses who is going to know?  And why would I want pantylines anyway?

That being said, if you ever wish to gift me underwear I like thongs.

Have you ever given a guy head while he was driving?
Sure have!

Do you like music to be on in the background during sex? If so, do you have favorite songs/artists? Is it different music than what you like when driving or working?
Not in my personal life.  In my professional life it is a MUST.  I do not mix my “home music” with “work music”.  That’s not to say I don’t enjoy my work music (because I absolute do), it just means that I (like everyone else) don’t want to think about work when I’m not there

Do you like what you do?
You enjoy anything you’re good at.

What is your favorite way to meet someone for the first time?
I want to make the joke “the internet” or “with an envelope in hand” but I’m not THAT much of a smart ass.  Honestly uh, I usually stumble into things in weird places.  I’m always the person who met their (in)significant other in a strange/weird/funny place.

What is your favourite place where you like to be?
Downtown of a major metro.  Preferably Vancouver, NYC, or London.

If you could change your name, what would you change it to?
This question made me smile because awhile back I *did* change my name.  While I obviously can’t tell you what I changed it from/to it was a needed change and one that I am beyond happy with.

How often do you run into first time clients who suddenly experience performance problems and what do you do to salvage that kind of situation?
Salvage?  I hardly think a little anxiety is a destroyer of sessions.  I work with the client to achieve what he set out to achieve.  And FYI, it’s not just first time clients.  And I’ve never had an “issue” ruin a session first time or not

Does size matter?
Nope! In more ways than one. One of the best lovers of my life was 375lbs and 5 inches. Extremes in one direction or the other can make things difficult but honestly, nope for me it doesn’t really mean anything. I can accomodate a 1 inch or 13 inch penis.

When/Where are you going for your next vacation?
I’m not sure yet! You’d have to email me with more details as I do schedule tours around demand. I have a “request a city” feature on my site as I am not psychic

I’ve seen your blog but not your website. Where should I e-mail you?
missy-mariposa.com is my site, missy@missy-mariposa.com is how you get a hold of me after checking out said site

Do you hang out socially in your free time with any clients, or call or email them just to chat?
No I do not. They are clients, if I hung out with them for free WHY would they pay me for my time? I like them as people but what I sell is time. I do have specials for birthdays though, and I NEVER mind if *they* email me casually as long as they know I may not reply right away. Aside from my job, I do have a life of my own after all

Hair or bare? Shave or Wax? How old when you shaved/waxed for the first time?
I was jailbait when I started removing hair down there. Currently have a landing strip – shaved/shaped with an electric razor. I have done it all – I used to brazillian wax but eventually started getting tons of unexplainable ingrown hairs so I switched to wet/foam shaving which took care of it for awhile (and yes I’ve used EVERY remedy I could find). Finally decided to go for the landing strip with an electric razor and tada, no more ingrowns

Have you ever had sex with black men?
Of course

What service do you use to run background checks on potential clients?
I accept P411, Date-Check, and Roomservice2000. There are other methods I use to screen clients, however for security reasons I cannot share.

How are you sexy?
Poise, confidence, wit, and charm. Not to be arrogant or anything. Oh and having a nice body probably helps a bit?

I know size doesn’t matter, but have you ever had the opportunity to have sex with a very well hung guy and done it simply because he was well hung?
I had a long term boyfriend awhile back who’s size I had no idea of until we had sex. I had asked and he said “average” or “slightly above average”. Well he was 10 inches and it was girthy enough to barely fit in my hand. Having that experience I would not seek out another large man intentionally but would never turn down one who came a’calling. Personally though my FAVOURITE size is between 6 and 8 inches with average to above average girth

Angelina Jolie or Gina Gershone?
Gina Gershone, no question.